TICKLES COTTAGE

Here, in the kitchen of Tickles Cottage, Jiggy and his friends prepare VERRRRY strange foods to eat.

So, if you ever receive an invitation to dinner -  BRING YOUR OWN FOOD!

TODAY'S RECIPE

Here in the kitchen we are making some lunch

We'll all dine together, we'll chew and we'll munch

We've got green bread, and bright orange ham

Eight cloves of garlic dipped in dark-brown jam

Three heads of cabbage with an old sock smell.

May I please use the restroom? I'm feeling unwell! 

  SOUP OF THE DAY

Take one slice of two thin mice. Add three ounces of cat.

Blend one pound of crazy hound, and the wings of a sleeping bat.

Mix some slime with a wedge of lime; some goo to quench your thirst

Now, let's enjoy our special soup:

You go first!

 THE PROBLEM WITH FAST FOOD

My fast food was very rude

As I was just about to eat

I asked it to wait upon my plate

But it ran off down the street!